Post by spudz03 on Jan 11, 2006 4:20:53 GMT -5
Ever mess around with pallet wrap? Even though it contains no real adhesives when properly wrapped the stuff in impossible to get out of without help. Case in point.
Years ago had a temporary job, had a mess of them actually. This assignment was for a warehouse that handled hospital supplies. My job function was an order puller and loader. I worked with another person named Sandra, a voluptuous young woman with a bazaar persona. This chic was a fun loving person a real party animal, we got along quite well.
We worked second shift, from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. Kind of liked those hours, no big bosses around and it was cooler. Ok this was an easy shift Sandra and I were working together as usual. We pretty much finished pulling what we had to and were in the process of packing the smaller items into boxes which would be later loaded on to the appropriate delivery trucks.
It was after lunch time things were kind of slow so we were sort of messing around. We were by this turntable thing that you’d set loaded pallets on prior to wrapping them. Then you’d take a roll of pallet wrap unroll a bit then stuff it between a couple of boxes turn it on and simply let the slowly turning pallet of boxes wrap itself. Beats the hell of walking round and round.
Don’t quite remember how the idea came up but next thing we know Sandra is standing on the thing ready and waiting for me to wrap her up. She took the end of the roll and pulled off about 3 feet and stuck the end under her arm. I hit the switch and carefully wrapped her from shoulder to just below her waist. Couldn’t go no lower because she had to keep her feet apart to maintain her balance.
Sandra was wrapped to perfection and laughing like crazy, started squirming around then sort of dancing. I asked her to see if she can break out of the stuff she tried but of course she couldn’t. Didn’t mean she didn’t give it the old collage try, I mean her fact turned read and veins popped out of her temples and neck. It was quite interesting to watch.
Then I jumped on the thing with Sandra and went to hoist her onto my shoulder. She started really laughing a couple of our co-workers showed up to gawk and they started whooping it up too. Then wouldn’t you know it all the commotion attracted the supervisor, I mean the MAIN man who promptly put an end to our shenanigans. I quickly unwrapped a sort of embarrassed Sandra and we both had to endure a brief tirade about work place productivity and safety then it was back to work...well for the night anyway.
Learned two things that night, first pallet wrap and kinky women can be a lot of fun, second, our supervisor was a REAL TURD, can you believe we got fired over that? You know I really wish I kept better track of Sandra after that, she was a lot of fun.
Years ago had a temporary job, had a mess of them actually. This assignment was for a warehouse that handled hospital supplies. My job function was an order puller and loader. I worked with another person named Sandra, a voluptuous young woman with a bazaar persona. This chic was a fun loving person a real party animal, we got along quite well.
We worked second shift, from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. Kind of liked those hours, no big bosses around and it was cooler. Ok this was an easy shift Sandra and I were working together as usual. We pretty much finished pulling what we had to and were in the process of packing the smaller items into boxes which would be later loaded on to the appropriate delivery trucks.
It was after lunch time things were kind of slow so we were sort of messing around. We were by this turntable thing that you’d set loaded pallets on prior to wrapping them. Then you’d take a roll of pallet wrap unroll a bit then stuff it between a couple of boxes turn it on and simply let the slowly turning pallet of boxes wrap itself. Beats the hell of walking round and round.
Don’t quite remember how the idea came up but next thing we know Sandra is standing on the thing ready and waiting for me to wrap her up. She took the end of the roll and pulled off about 3 feet and stuck the end under her arm. I hit the switch and carefully wrapped her from shoulder to just below her waist. Couldn’t go no lower because she had to keep her feet apart to maintain her balance.
Sandra was wrapped to perfection and laughing like crazy, started squirming around then sort of dancing. I asked her to see if she can break out of the stuff she tried but of course she couldn’t. Didn’t mean she didn’t give it the old collage try, I mean her fact turned read and veins popped out of her temples and neck. It was quite interesting to watch.
Then I jumped on the thing with Sandra and went to hoist her onto my shoulder. She started really laughing a couple of our co-workers showed up to gawk and they started whooping it up too. Then wouldn’t you know it all the commotion attracted the supervisor, I mean the MAIN man who promptly put an end to our shenanigans. I quickly unwrapped a sort of embarrassed Sandra and we both had to endure a brief tirade about work place productivity and safety then it was back to work...well for the night anyway.
Learned two things that night, first pallet wrap and kinky women can be a lot of fun, second, our supervisor was a REAL TURD, can you believe we got fired over that? You know I really wish I kept better track of Sandra after that, she was a lot of fun.
