Post by spudz03 on Jan 6, 2006 18:42:09 GMT -5
Had grand plans for New Years but unfortunately the weather didn’t cooperate. Was all set to head out to the desert but the threat of rain forced us to cancel out. Well that meant that we all would have to resort to plan B. Not all that bad actually we had a nice place to kick back, it just meant I had to pull up some old carpet in exchange for being allowed to use the place.
Relatives owned this house since the 70’s, the sorry shag carpet in the hallway and living room was pretty much worn out but under it was hardwood flooring which had never been seen. Hopefully it was in good enough shape to be refinished, no big deal to me either way.
So while they were on vacation in San Diego my friends and I had use of the place for the weekend. OK all the furniture had been moved to the dining area so basically we had the living room and its magnificent fireplace to ourselves.
We had a nice little barbecue under the shelter of the covered patio and partied like mad. It was getting late everyone had pretty much left. The only other people there besides my old lady and me were her sister and her sister’s boyfriend Efrem and they were contemplating staying overnight.
I had plans to pull a sticky prank on my old lady earlier that evening I chewed up two packs of Wrigley’s Winterfresh gum, I did it while walking my uncle’s dogs, excellent strategy as I didn’t want to be seen chewing gum especially when I planed on using that gum as part of my gag.
OK so we were all settled back on the floor in front of the fireplace resting on some pillows and my gum was stuck under the coffee table ready for action. I asked if anyone wanted to smoke another joint, of course the answer was yes. This meant we all had to get up and go outside on account I didn’t want anyone smoking inside the house. Part of the plan folks.
We all went out onto the patio; it wasn’t raining at the time so we ended up smoking it in the backyard. When the joint was finished we headed back inside. Now the reason for having everyone get up and go outside was part of the plan. When ever we went outside for something I always reminded everyone to check their shoes before coming back inside on account of the dogs, everyone complied BUT only after reminding them a time or two. This time I said nothing. The stage was set.
So now we were back in front of the fireplace. Rene was snuggled up to Efrem, he was sitting cross legged on the floor and Rene had her legs folded under her and was sitting on her feet. My old lady was sort of leaning on me with her legs also tucked underneath her. Ever notice how women often sit like that, yet guys seldom do? A perfect set up if ever there was one. All that I needed was an opportunity to snag my gum and place it.
We sat there enjoying the fire, my old lady started wimping out, she laid back onto some pillows behind us and passed out. I tried getting her to sit back up again but she just wanted to stay where she was. I thought about the different ways I could try and get her stuck but couldn’t really come up with a feasible plan, also I didn’t want to risk ruining any of the pillows with the gum. My thoughts turned to Rene who was still snuggled up to her boyfriend in front of the fire.
This was just too good of an opportunity to pass by, I hated to disturb their serenity but I just couldn’t help myself. I gave one quick look just to make sure my old lady was still out of it then went for the gum. It was too easy, once I got the gum I just waited for Rene to lean over a bit then I quickly tossed the gum right under her butt and waited for the fun to begin.
It didn’t take Rene long to settle back onto her well padded rump, she sat there a couple of minutes then she leaned over again. I could just barely make out the now flattened wad of gum stretching out from between her skin tight jeans and the worn carpet. Efrem moved over a bit which caused Rene to readjust her position again.
She had been sitting butt flat on the floor with her knees tucked towards her chest, when Efrem moved over Rene tucked her feet back under her butt again; as she did I could see the gum stretch out as she did. Now it was not only stretched out from between her butt and the carpet but no doubt sticking to her pant leg and shoe too. Now all the remained is for her to discover her sticky plight.
I kicked back and waited trying to hide my grin. Didn’t take long, Rene went to get more comfortable only to discover her right foot was now stuck to her butt. She gave a couple of tugs then looked back and gasped. Efrem asked her what was wrong, for a couple of seconds Rene was quite then all hell broke loose.
Rene sort of stood half way up, not only did she have gum stretched out from between the back of her shoe and her butt but also she had gum stretched from her butt and the carpet, it was as royal of a gummy mess I’ve ever seen. I mean poor Rene had bright blue gum all over the back of her jeans and was she ever pissed about it too.
She gave me this dirty look and I replied how the hell did you managed that one. Rene said nothing, it was great. I continued, telling her that she probably picked the gum up outside with her shoe, I also told her she’s lucky it wasn’t dog crap. I also reminded her on how many times I told her to check her feet before coming inside. Didn’t help calm her down much but it focused the blame entirely on her.
Now my old lady woke up and after sorting out what was going on pretty much said the same thing. Rene started picking at the gum while making these little crybaby whiny sounds. This always happened to me she said over and over again. Efrem helped as best her could, I got them some ice a butter knife. Rene and Efrem disappeared into the bathroom and were gone a long time, much longer than necessary to just clean up the gum if you ask me. Efrem came out once and asked for some more ice, I asked him if everything was alight, he said yes also stated that they had pretty much gotten Rene’s jeans cleaned up again. He also apologized for Rene getting gum all over the rug. I told him not to worry about it.
Finally Rene emerged her jeans were still wet but the gum was gone, well most of it anyway, Rene had a couple of patches of toilet paper stuck to her butt where the more stubbornly stuck was but she wasn’t mad anymore. She even offered to help clean up the rug but I told everyone to just forget about it, I’ll take care of everything tomorrow.
With that I just put an old towel over the gum and we went back to kicking back. After about another hour Rene and Efrem went home leaving me and the old lady with the place to ourselves. The next morning the topic of how Rene managed to get herself stuck yet again came up but I had the bases covered pretty well. My old lady figured Rene picked the gum up on her shoe while outside, just who's gum it was never came up, after all there were a few other people out there with us too.
I was never suspected and by the way I never told anyone about taking up the carpet. After dropping the old lady off at her place I returned and pulled it up. Would’ve been much easier if I had help but I didn’t want to blow it, Complaining about how long it was going to take me to clean up yet another one of Rene’s messes was the best cover I could ask for. By the way the floor under the carpet looked great, oak it was, will refinish quite nicely.
Relatives owned this house since the 70’s, the sorry shag carpet in the hallway and living room was pretty much worn out but under it was hardwood flooring which had never been seen. Hopefully it was in good enough shape to be refinished, no big deal to me either way.
So while they were on vacation in San Diego my friends and I had use of the place for the weekend. OK all the furniture had been moved to the dining area so basically we had the living room and its magnificent fireplace to ourselves.
We had a nice little barbecue under the shelter of the covered patio and partied like mad. It was getting late everyone had pretty much left. The only other people there besides my old lady and me were her sister and her sister’s boyfriend Efrem and they were contemplating staying overnight.
I had plans to pull a sticky prank on my old lady earlier that evening I chewed up two packs of Wrigley’s Winterfresh gum, I did it while walking my uncle’s dogs, excellent strategy as I didn’t want to be seen chewing gum especially when I planed on using that gum as part of my gag.
OK so we were all settled back on the floor in front of the fireplace resting on some pillows and my gum was stuck under the coffee table ready for action. I asked if anyone wanted to smoke another joint, of course the answer was yes. This meant we all had to get up and go outside on account I didn’t want anyone smoking inside the house. Part of the plan folks.
We all went out onto the patio; it wasn’t raining at the time so we ended up smoking it in the backyard. When the joint was finished we headed back inside. Now the reason for having everyone get up and go outside was part of the plan. When ever we went outside for something I always reminded everyone to check their shoes before coming back inside on account of the dogs, everyone complied BUT only after reminding them a time or two. This time I said nothing. The stage was set.
So now we were back in front of the fireplace. Rene was snuggled up to Efrem, he was sitting cross legged on the floor and Rene had her legs folded under her and was sitting on her feet. My old lady was sort of leaning on me with her legs also tucked underneath her. Ever notice how women often sit like that, yet guys seldom do? A perfect set up if ever there was one. All that I needed was an opportunity to snag my gum and place it.
We sat there enjoying the fire, my old lady started wimping out, she laid back onto some pillows behind us and passed out. I tried getting her to sit back up again but she just wanted to stay where she was. I thought about the different ways I could try and get her stuck but couldn’t really come up with a feasible plan, also I didn’t want to risk ruining any of the pillows with the gum. My thoughts turned to Rene who was still snuggled up to her boyfriend in front of the fire.
This was just too good of an opportunity to pass by, I hated to disturb their serenity but I just couldn’t help myself. I gave one quick look just to make sure my old lady was still out of it then went for the gum. It was too easy, once I got the gum I just waited for Rene to lean over a bit then I quickly tossed the gum right under her butt and waited for the fun to begin.
It didn’t take Rene long to settle back onto her well padded rump, she sat there a couple of minutes then she leaned over again. I could just barely make out the now flattened wad of gum stretching out from between her skin tight jeans and the worn carpet. Efrem moved over a bit which caused Rene to readjust her position again.
She had been sitting butt flat on the floor with her knees tucked towards her chest, when Efrem moved over Rene tucked her feet back under her butt again; as she did I could see the gum stretch out as she did. Now it was not only stretched out from between her butt and the carpet but no doubt sticking to her pant leg and shoe too. Now all the remained is for her to discover her sticky plight.
I kicked back and waited trying to hide my grin. Didn’t take long, Rene went to get more comfortable only to discover her right foot was now stuck to her butt. She gave a couple of tugs then looked back and gasped. Efrem asked her what was wrong, for a couple of seconds Rene was quite then all hell broke loose.
Rene sort of stood half way up, not only did she have gum stretched out from between the back of her shoe and her butt but also she had gum stretched from her butt and the carpet, it was as royal of a gummy mess I’ve ever seen. I mean poor Rene had bright blue gum all over the back of her jeans and was she ever pissed about it too.
She gave me this dirty look and I replied how the hell did you managed that one. Rene said nothing, it was great. I continued, telling her that she probably picked the gum up outside with her shoe, I also told her she’s lucky it wasn’t dog crap. I also reminded her on how many times I told her to check her feet before coming inside. Didn’t help calm her down much but it focused the blame entirely on her.
Now my old lady woke up and after sorting out what was going on pretty much said the same thing. Rene started picking at the gum while making these little crybaby whiny sounds. This always happened to me she said over and over again. Efrem helped as best her could, I got them some ice a butter knife. Rene and Efrem disappeared into the bathroom and were gone a long time, much longer than necessary to just clean up the gum if you ask me. Efrem came out once and asked for some more ice, I asked him if everything was alight, he said yes also stated that they had pretty much gotten Rene’s jeans cleaned up again. He also apologized for Rene getting gum all over the rug. I told him not to worry about it.
Finally Rene emerged her jeans were still wet but the gum was gone, well most of it anyway, Rene had a couple of patches of toilet paper stuck to her butt where the more stubbornly stuck was but she wasn’t mad anymore. She even offered to help clean up the rug but I told everyone to just forget about it, I’ll take care of everything tomorrow.
With that I just put an old towel over the gum and we went back to kicking back. After about another hour Rene and Efrem went home leaving me and the old lady with the place to ourselves. The next morning the topic of how Rene managed to get herself stuck yet again came up but I had the bases covered pretty well. My old lady figured Rene picked the gum up on her shoe while outside, just who's gum it was never came up, after all there were a few other people out there with us too.
I was never suspected and by the way I never told anyone about taking up the carpet. After dropping the old lady off at her place I returned and pulled it up. Would’ve been much easier if I had help but I didn’t want to blow it, Complaining about how long it was going to take me to clean up yet another one of Rene’s messes was the best cover I could ask for. By the way the floor under the carpet looked great, oak it was, will refinish quite nicely.
