Post by spudz03 on Dec 24, 2005 3:56:27 GMT -5
Been in property management for a few years, basically maintain building, the grounds, try and keep peace. Seen and heard some really strange stuff. Here’s a TRUE story about one of the tenants trying to break into her own apartment because she locked her keys inside.
Guess the woman was in a hurry, late for work from what I gathered. Anyway she found out her keys were still on the kitchen counter when she got to her car, which was parked in the street. Rather than wait for me to get back and open her door she figured it would be quicker to just get in through her back window. The chic had some ingenuity, she went around back of the building, her unit was on the ground floor. She first pulled down the screen which attracted the attention of one of her neighbors. Then she slid the louvers out of the bathroom window and attempted to climb in. As you can figure her hips got stuck in the small window, the woman was kind of chubby.
The poor girl couldn’t back out because the way she was balanced, too far forward, she certainly could go no farther inside because the aluminum window frame was digging into her more than ample hips.
There she was half in half out stuck and helpless. The poor woman’s hands were braced against the toilet bowl her magnificent ass was stuck in the window and her legs dangling a couple feet off the ground.
Wish I was standing back there and watching her kick and struggle but alas I was at the local Home Depot on a quest for yet another stupid toilet shut off valve.
Anyway someone called the cops. Wonder how they described the situation? They quickly show up, no doubt laughed and ogled the situation a bit then they pulled her back out. Took some doing from I hear.
Then to add to the poor woman’s humiliation the cops arrested her because she couldn’t prove that she lived there on account the address on her driver’s license didn’t match her current address. Her attitude no doubt helped too, the woman could get shrill, really high maintenance she was.
You know I really wish I had been there to see it, that woman was built like a brick nutshouse. I’d guess 42DD, 32, 36, I mean WOW!! What a show that must have been, now THAT would also make a cool video come to think about it.
Guess the woman was in a hurry, late for work from what I gathered. Anyway she found out her keys were still on the kitchen counter when she got to her car, which was parked in the street. Rather than wait for me to get back and open her door she figured it would be quicker to just get in through her back window. The chic had some ingenuity, she went around back of the building, her unit was on the ground floor. She first pulled down the screen which attracted the attention of one of her neighbors. Then she slid the louvers out of the bathroom window and attempted to climb in. As you can figure her hips got stuck in the small window, the woman was kind of chubby.
The poor girl couldn’t back out because the way she was balanced, too far forward, she certainly could go no farther inside because the aluminum window frame was digging into her more than ample hips.
There she was half in half out stuck and helpless. The poor woman’s hands were braced against the toilet bowl her magnificent ass was stuck in the window and her legs dangling a couple feet off the ground.
Wish I was standing back there and watching her kick and struggle but alas I was at the local Home Depot on a quest for yet another stupid toilet shut off valve.
Anyway someone called the cops. Wonder how they described the situation? They quickly show up, no doubt laughed and ogled the situation a bit then they pulled her back out. Took some doing from I hear.
Then to add to the poor woman’s humiliation the cops arrested her because she couldn’t prove that she lived there on account the address on her driver’s license didn’t match her current address. Her attitude no doubt helped too, the woman could get shrill, really high maintenance she was.
You know I really wish I had been there to see it, that woman was built like a brick nutshouse. I’d guess 42DD, 32, 36, I mean WOW!! What a show that must have been, now THAT would also make a cool video come to think about it.
