Goth Girl...TRUE story.

[halsca]

My girlfriend and I went down to the local mall a while back and while she was checking out some of the stuff at one if the kiosks I decided to have a little fun with the sales clerk. This girl was asking for it she was really snotty, of course my girlfriend can be a real pain when it comes to selecting earrings and the like she takes forever.

This kiosk was called Buckles and Bangles; it sold mainly cheap costume jewelry. The girl working there was around 25 or so, semi good looking with short black hair nice boobs and REALLY tight black jeans. She was also wearing a tight black pullover top that didn’t quite cover her pierced belly button. This girl was obviously into the Goth look sort of chubby and like I said super snotty, she obviously didn’t like her job.

I had been chewing a large wad of gum all morning, when she got up off her stool while rolling her eyes at Sue like she was really annoyed that she had a customer to wait on I made my move.

While she was showing Sue a bracelet I took my gum out of my mouth flattened it out and stuck it on the cushion that was on her stool. I knew this girl wouldn’t even look at it when she sat down because she was watching a tiny television set I guess to pass the time.

The girl retuned back to her chair and sat down while looking at her TV. After several minutes Sue asked to look at another item which was inside a glass case the girl rolled her eyes and stood up with the cushion sticking firmly to her ample bottom. That snotty arrogant smug look dropped off her face like an anvil; it was replaced by one of total shock. Her eyes were wide open her jaw dropped, I mean she couldn’t believe what was happening.

She sort of turned to look back at the stool and when Susan saw the cushion stuck to her ass she started giggling I just looked as innocent as possible. The girl grabbed at it and gave it a yank and it remained stuck to her jeans. She tugged on it again the gum started stretching out, Goth girl let out this huge gasp when she saw the gum, the look on her face was priceless I wish I had a camera.

Some mall rats (kids) near by saw her sticky predicament and started laughing; Goth girl wigged it and started cussing at them. They returned the insults and continued laughing; it’s hard to be taken seriously while attached to a seat cushion by a big stretch of gum. Goth girl held the cushion out a bit farther; it still was attached to her with a nice big stretch of purple gum. Goth girl looked like she was going into shock, like she didn’t quite know what to do; a couple more people noticed her sticky plight and started laughing about it too. Finally she reached back with her free hand and started pulling at the gum stuck to her jeans. It stretched and stretched as she pulled at it, she had to sort of wind it around her fingers to get it to finally break.

Now it was all stuck to her nails and fingers, her finger nails were painted black by the way. Goth girl gave Sue this angry look as she threw down the cushion, the gum was still stretching out from between it and her hand. Goth girl now pulled at the gum stuck to her hand with the other one and finally got it off. Sue continued to giggle and was Goth girl ever pissed off as she started picking at the gum stuck to her jeans. She had a purple splotch of gum on her ass about as big around as an old fashion silver dollar. My girlfriend is normally quite sympathetic to people in Goth girls situation but she sensed her attitude toward her before and she was enjoying it.


Goth girl continued picking at the gum stuck to the back of her jeans and Sue offered her a tissue, Goth girl just gave us a dirty look and refused. This girl was a real pregnant dog; I really wondered what she was doing working in retail with her disposition. Anyway she picked off all the gum that she could and picked up the cushion and looked at with disgust. She muttered something about farking kids and picked up the phone by her TV set and I guess called for some assistance. Sue and I walked off leaving her standing there alone.

As we walked along I pretended to continue chewing my gum and when we passed a trash can I make like I took it out of my mouth and dropped it into it, I then asked Sue if she wanted to get something to eat. Susan wasn’t hungry and never even suspected that it was me that put the gum there.

We walked by that kiosk again a few minutes later and I noticed that a different girl was now working there. Sue wanted to look at that bracelet again and I will admit that I was a bit nervous about stopping there but I didn’t really have any choice, when it comes to stuff like that my girlfriend is quite stubborn. The girl now working there who by the way was much nicer regarded us as just another couple of customers and Sue finally decided to buy that bracelet. ;D

[carskyavenue]

Good job!!I suppose that everyone at some stage has had to put up with staff treating them like dirt,and maybe wished that something would happen like that...

[halsca]

It might sound immature but I pull stuff like all the time. It's better then getting mad, far better than breaking someone or something and best of all fun to watch.

That snotty chick, got laughed at, probably had to go home and change her pants, loosing time off work AND she's going to have to put up with people messing with her over that for days.

Guess what that's not even the best part, ever see a high strung cranky woman deal with something really sticky? A lot of the time they act just like little kids. ;D

[ShyGlueGirl]

it's odd for a goth to be a snob, most are nicer than any other person. Snobby goths are fakes. i should know.

[halsca]

She probably was only into the look, remember I live in Southern California, a lot of times things aren't what they seem. ;D

This place also sold liquor flasks with iron crosses on them. Goth often gets blended in with "neo punk".

I understand most true Goths are down to earth people, many are vegans, right? That chick probably partied with skinheads.

[Miss Luna]

[glow=yellow,2,300]LOL I was NEVER a Vegan!!!

Man... I couldn't live without meat... in fact, I'd think most goths would feel that way, something about the blood in meat and the yummy fat... it's wonderful and good for you. When I had my more outward Goth going on I couldn't be seen anywhere near a Starbucks or other trendy things like Smoothy bars... it's just not cool for a Goth/Freak to hang out where the the snobby kids play.

Now, Vegans in Ohio (Central) are the Hippies, not just your normal hippies either... dirty hippies that don't shave and rarely shower because "it washes away the sins they have to bear" a few Snobby Vegans too... quite a few.[/glow]

[halsca]

I've never met a true Goth or vegan but I tell you this I DO NOT like yuppies. I definitely am a meat eater we barbecue even if there's snow on the ground. I've never been to a Starbucks or a smoothie bar either.

People talk about espresso having a kick, I'll bet they never had coffee made in one of those old fashion coffee pots like you see in the fronter movies.

You're version of vegans sound a lot like the tree huggers we have out here.

I can't remember the name of the movie I saw this little scene from but there was this chick who said she was all natural, the guy was cool with her until she pulled up one of her pant legs, she had more hair on her legs than I do. Understandably the dude freaked. It was funny. ;D

[ShyGlueGirl]

vegans are fun take a rack of ribs to a vegan cookout and see them all freak out