Cathy's Bad Day...TRUE story.

[halsca]

I don’t generally talk about the tenants that live in my building but in this case I can’t really help it. We used to have a lady living here who I’ll call Cathy as in Chatty Cathy as the woman could spend hours talking about virtually nothing. There have even been a couple of times she caused friction between me and my old lady.

Cathy had been recently divorced and probably pretty lonely. When ever she saw me she’d always strike up a friendly conversation. This woman was HOT looking, 30 something totally fit, she worked out 3 times a week and looked FINE in a bikini. We have a pool and Cathy used to sun herself there regularly.

One day I was sweeping the pool down and I noticed Cathy enter from the parking lot. I figured she’d stop and say a word or two like she always did. I waved to her but she just ignored me and rushed up the stairs and disappeared into her apartment. She looked really upset so I figured she had a bad day or something.

I didn’t see her for a couple of days then we met by the pool again. I spend a lot of time around the pool area, great place to kick back. Anyway Cathy apologized for not stopping by to say hello and then went on to tell me what happened to her that day.

Poor Cathy spend the majority of that fateful day taking care of her divorce papers, dealing with her ex and his lawyer then on top of that she had to go to the DMV. While at the DMV poor Cathy steps in gum and has a “bunch of Mexicans laugh at her”. It must have been pretty stringy because Cathy said it was strung up all over the heel and the back of her ankle. She when went into this sexy rant about how long it took her to clean it off and of course inconsiderate slobs and chewing gum, if Cathy was looking for sympathy she didn’t exactly come to the right person, she was making me hot.

Then Cathy goes on to tell me that after finishing all that nasty business she had to do she decided to spend some time unwinding at the local mall. Cathy is a smoker who’s trying to quit, anyway she decided to light one final one up before entering. At the west entrance to the place there is an area where they have a few benches, well actually their cement planters wide enough to sit down on.

Cathy tells me that she sat down on one of them so that she can finish off her smoke then about half way through it the woman finds out that she’s been sitting on gum. She gets up and has to stand there “with the gum still attached to my butt” while looking through her purse for some Kleenex. There’s no way she’s going to touch that gum with her fingers because as she said “someone with a thousand diseases in his mouth could’ve chewed it”.

There were some teenagers hanging around and of course a couple of them made light of her sticky situation. Cathy goes on and on about how embarrassing it was and how her skirt was ruined, a couple of times she reached across the rickety table we were sitting at and touches my forearm.

I know Cathy is just looking for some sympathy but she’s making me hornier then a two peckered goat. I finally have to excuse myself telling her that I have check on how my laundry is doing. I took great care to conceal my “state of mind” from her as I left, I don’t think Cathy would’ve appreciated it. Lucky I was wearing nice baggy cargo shorts. Just another day here in sunny Southern California, you gotta love it. ;D

[silverrain42]

Oh, my lord...

You do manage to post some great stories.

Thanks for sharing!

[Miss Luna]

[glow=yellow,2,300]LOL how on EARTH did you find this place?

You must have the Apartment from Sticky Hell! LOL[/glow]

[halsca]

That happened a few years back. I've been doing this part time for nearly 10 years but only since 2002 have I lived on the property.

There's only one other sticky incident, but I caused it another payback. I keep a clean place I DO NOT mess with people there but if I can milk out a sticky story or two it's cool.

Our local office of the DMV is over crowded and at times filthy. There's not enough room for people inside so many have to wait outside, trash accumulates. You should see the he entrance almost as much gum as cement. Lots of people step in gum there.

We did talk about that again and she did see some amusement in it after all. If it wasn't for a nicotine fit she never would've sat in the gum. Those planters at the west end of the mall double as garbage receptacles, people flick cigarette butts and used gum into them more than the trash can that's only 10 feet away. Lot's of dried gum here too. Nice area for trappers.

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I see and hear but those are the only sticky incidents involving tenants. I do however love playing sticky pranks on female friends and rivals when I can get away with it. I always remember stuff like that, it stands out. ;D

You know I had an artist illustrate Cathy's plight as an anti smoking comic. It never would've happened had she not had a nicotine fit. This lady would've sat done there otherwise...she told me so later.

For the record several years ago I had a really nice bike stolen because I just HAD to stop at this crummy liquor store. I had no lock but figured I'd be in and out in only a few seconds. That's all it took I don't know where the dude came from but as soon as I entered the store I heard a bike kick stand going up went to check it out (I was only about 8 feet from the door) and I saw this grubby dude ride off with it.

I chased after him but the crazy bastard rode right out into traffic. Had to take the bus home, that was the last time I bought a pack of cigarettes. Ironically I had half a carton at home but I couldn't wait.