Sticky Site and Erick Conde's Artwork

[halsca]

Yesterday evening after finishing my duty shift my old lady and I went down to our favorite pizza joint. We had been there a while already when a couple walks in.

I didn't pay much attention to the dude but his girlfriend looked just like one of his drawings. She had purple red hair, was skinny as a rail. Better yet she was wearing skin tight black jeans and a jacket, when she took off her jacket the girl was wearing what looked like a bikini top.

My old lady sort of giggled because first it was a bit too cold for such attire and second she didn't really have much to show off on her top end so to speak, she also commented about her S&M shoes, black pumps with pointy toes and what looked like 5 inch heels.

Well anyway they ordered their food and then the girl went into the restroom and her boyfriend went to the bar and bought a pitcher. He then went and sat down at one of the benches.

When the skiny girl came out of the head I noticed that she had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of her shoes it had to be at least 2 feet long. I laughed so hard I nearly blew beer out my nose. My old lady asked me what was so funny, all I could do is point, when she saw the girl prediciment she started busting up too.

The skinny girl's boyfriend looked over at us then his girlfriend, he told her the told her she had toilet paper stuck to her shoe and the skinny girl tried to kick it off but couldn't, she finally had to stomp on it with her other shoe.

After pulling it off she quickly sat down next to her boyfriend and tried to pretend it never happened. We settled back down but for the rest of the night I kept thinking about how much she looked like one of Erick Conde's drawings. ;D

[Miss Luna]

[glow=yellow,2,300]LOL, I love it when that happens... ;D

hate it when it happens to me! [/glow]

[ShyGlueGirl]

toilet paper is the devil. I had some sticking out of my skirt once at a club. it sucked.

[Miss Luna]

[glow=yellow,2,300]ROFLMAO![/glow]

[halsca]

The same thing happened to my supervisor at my old job. Did we ever have some fun with the dude over it. ;D

I wouldn't go calling toilet paper the stuff of Satan. If you've ever spent any time in the bush, you wouldn't be saying that.

Believe it or not I knew a chick who actually got busted for stealing one of those giant toilet paper rolls you find in public restrooms.

Remember that old western series Branded? It was about a man wrongly accused of desertion. Back in those days they branded people for that.

Well in Mad Magazine they came up with a parody of the theme song: Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl, what do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll. ;D

[ShyGlueGirl]

i used to steal it from the store I worked at when I was broke. one roll at a time and only when I needed it ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[ShyGlueGirl]

took it from the womens room when i went in to change at the end of the day