Post by denauli on Oct 16, 2005 10:22:06 GMT -5
Just a word of warning to anyone the next time you are perusing the local video shelves. If you see a movie called Creepies about giant mutated spiders, just pass it by. This video isn't even worth watching for free. The script and the action are terrible, and it's not even worth watching for any stuck value because there really isn't any.
You know how people make fun of porn videos because the plot and the production values are so lame? Well, apparently this video is what some of those same producers decided to do to pay the rent during that STD scare that stopped the porn industry last year. If you can imagine a cheesy porn video only without any nudity or sex in it then this is what this video is like. It even has Ron Jeremy making a cameo in it as a security guard who, like the security guard in any sci-fi movie, gets killed almost as soon as he makes an appearance. Now I consider myself a fan of B-movie and cult-movies but even I have to say do yourselves a favor and don't waste your money on this one.
You know how people make fun of porn videos because the plot and the production values are so lame? Well, apparently this video is what some of those same producers decided to do to pay the rent during that STD scare that stopped the porn industry last year. If you can imagine a cheesy porn video only without any nudity or sex in it then this is what this video is like. It even has Ron Jeremy making a cameo in it as a security guard who, like the security guard in any sci-fi movie, gets killed almost as soon as he makes an appearance. Now I consider myself a fan of B-movie and cult-movies but even I have to say do yourselves a favor and don't waste your money on this one.
